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传奇人物范·伟德是我的导师 The legendary Van Wilder was my mentor.
他使我成为了库立吉大学里 风头最劲的人物 He enabled me to become the king of cool at Coolidge College.
多亏了他的许多对生活极有见地的指点 比如 两个人是搭档 Thanks to his many insightful life lessons, like, "Two's company",
只有在第二天没课的时候 三个人聚一起才妙 "and three is only good if there's no class the next day."
现在我到英国去追寻另一位 伟大人物 父亲的足迹 I'm now going to England to take the path of another great man, my father,
并在加姆福德大学完成我的学业 and continue my academic studies at Camford University.
获得我的历史学位之后 我将继续... After pursuing my degree in history, I'll go ahead.
同时兼修"舔穴"艺术这一专业 and get a minor in major muff munching.
你压根儿就没在听我说话 对吧 You're not listening to anything I'm saying, are you?
的确如此 兼修"舔穴"艺术的先生 Not a word, Mr. minor in major muff munching.
-要鸡肉还是鱼肉 -请给我鸡肉 -Chicken or fish? -Yes, I'll have the chicken, please.
请享用 Enjoy your meal.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you very much. -You're welcome.
很好 All right.
-鸡肉还是鱼肉 -鸡肉 -Chicken or fish? -Chicken.
-打搅一下 -什么事 -Excuse me. -Yes?
那是曼迪拉女士的自制孟买辣酱吗? Is that Madame Mandira's Homemade Bombay Hot Sauce?
不是吧 你居然知道 No way, you know it?
混合哈瓦那和卡宴的两种辣椒 再加上酸橙汁 醋 洋葱和盐 Habanero and cayenne peppers mixed with lime juice, vinegar, onions and salt.
产自加尔各答的盐湖? From the great Calcutta Salt Lake?
要来点吗? Would you like some?
抱歉 看我笨手笨脚的 Sorry. I'm so clumsy.
不好意思 我用这东西来增加情趣 Sorry. I have this thing for spices.
你用它做什么? You have "a thing"?
好吧 Well...
你想要这个 是不是 你这小荡妇 You want some of this, don't you, you dirty little whore?
来吧 Come and get it.
别停 Don't stop.
别停下 Don't stop.
-我说了 别停下来 -好的 好的 -I said, "Don't stop." -Okay, okay.
你喜欢给肉串加上辣酱么 甜心 Oh, yeah? Yeah? You like hot sauce on your kebabs, cookie?
好热 好热 Oh, that's hot. Oh, that's hot.
这实在是... Oh, that's actually...
留级之王 泰吉的崛起
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闻到了吗 巴尔扎克 Smell that, Balzac?
那就是高等教育的气息 That is the aroma of higher education.
是年轻人汲取知识的味道 是... The aroma of young minds absorbing knowledge. The aromas...
当然 Yes.
也包括了那种香气 The aroma of that, too.
快点吧我的朋友 Let us make haste, my friend,
赶紧到我的姓氏已成为传奇的兄弟会所去 to the fraternal house where my family name became legend.
走吧 Come on.
即使行驶在马路错误的一边 "May driving on the wrong side of the road,"
也能将你领到正确的道上 "lead you down the right path."
写下来 范 "Write that down. Van."
哟哟哟 看谁过来了 Well, well, well. What do we have here?
-珀西? -2点30分 -Percy? -2:30...
泰吉·马哈 Taj Mahal.
巴达兰达巴 Badalandabad.
哇 Wow.
它比我想象的要庄严多了 It's even more magnificent than I imagined it.
欢迎来到狐狸和猎犬之屋 Welcome to the house of Fox and Hounds.
下午好 Good afternoon.
皮普 埃佛雷特 格雷伯爵 你好 Pip Everett, Earl of Grey. How do you do?
我非常好 谢谢 I do very well, thank you.
太妙了 有什么需要吗? Splendid. How may we help you?
我叫泰吉·马哈·巴达兰达巴 你们最新也是最自傲的成员 My name is Taj Mahal Badalandabad, your newest and proudest member.
非常棒 Fantastic. Fantastic.
来见见其他人吧 Come and meet the guys.
好的 Sure.
真令人难以置信 This is incredible.
全英国最古老最棒的兄弟会馆 The oldest and finest fraternal guild in all of England.
要知道我从小就梦想着有这么一天 You know, I've been dreaming of this day since I was a boy.
-要香槟吗? -谢谢 -Champagne? -Thank you.
我的父亲迪利普 他在同伴中很有名 Since my father, Dilip, who was known by his fellow Hounds
被称为子宫扫帚巴达兰达巴 as the Womb Broom Badalandabad,
他常告诉我在摇滚的六十年代 他在这里时的故事 Would tell me stories about his time here during the swinging '60s.
安静 安静 请安静下来 Quiet. Quiet, quiet, please.
被你们这些妙人儿围绕 Now, it has been enjoyable
真是无上的乐事 shagging all of you groovy chicks.
但你们 But the further spreading of my baby gravy
还要再等等 will have to wait.
不错 不错 Good show. Good show.
有你的加入 我们也同样激动 And we're equally excited to have you as one of our members.
非常欢迎 Welcome.
女士们 你们能否带子宫扫帚先生 Ladies, perhaps you could show.
到他在二楼的新房间去呢 Sir Womb Broom the Second to his new room.
荣幸之至 Our pleasure.
谢谢 女士 Thank you, ladies.
知道吗 看到你就会让我想到你 You know, something about you reminds me of you.
为什么呢? Why?
-巴达兰达巴先生 -什么事? -Mr. Badalandabad? -Yes?
-可以让我看看你的录取信吗? -当然 -Might I see your acceptance letter? -Sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
一般都把它们放在剪贴簿里对吧 Usually put them in the scrapbook or something?
不 不完全是 No. Not usually.
-噢 天哪 -怎么回事? -Oh, dear. -What's wrong?
实在是很尴尬 This is very awkward.
看起来这里出现了很严重的错误 There seems to have been a terrible mistake.
排印上的错误 Typographical, you see.
这封信的本意是要通知你 你并没有被接纳 This letter's supposed to say that you've not been accepted.
-什么? -非常抱歉 -What? -I'm very sorry.
不过仍请您不时来探访 But please do pop in any time and say hello.
可是我的父亲在这呆过 我是个继承人 But my father went here. I'm a legacy.
你觉得我还能到哪去呢 Where else would you expect me to go?
我理解你的困扰 老家伙 Well, I do see your quandary, old boy.
我正好知道个机会 不过它只提供给 Dongs I do know of one opportunity, but it's only eligible for dongs.
也许他们愿意再考虑个泰吉 Perhaps they'll consider a Taj.
Dongs 就是你们美国人所说的助教 Dongs are what you Americans so eloquently call teaching assistants.
是的 我就是个助教 Yes. Well, I am a teaching assistant.
那么 这给你 Yes. Here it is.
-是什么? -你将要去管理一群精英学生所住的宿舍 -What is it? -You'd be a head of house of sorts,
宿舍叫做 马厩 for a very elite group of students in a dwelling called the Barn.
-马厩? -一个建筑学上的奇迹 -The Barn? -An architectural wonder.
-马厩? -本校最古老的建筑之一 -The Barn? -One of the oldest buildings on campus.
-它是红色的吗? -不是 -Is it red? -No.
-那么它就不是个马厩 -当然 不过它可是历史悠久哪 -Then it's not a barn. -Yes, but it's steeped in history.
那么 祝你好运 Good luck, then.
你也是 You, too.
走吧 巴尔扎克 Come on, Balzac.
我的天 它那两个奇大的睾丸.. Christ, he's got monkey nuts.
-你看到他的脸了没? -马厩? -Did you see his face? -The Barn?
我相信这是迄今为止最好的一次了 I do believe that was the best one yet.
-干得太棒了 -这是经典之作 皮普 -You were wonderful. -That was a classic, Pip.
-非常出色 -总是玩这个蠢游戏 -Brilliant. -Don't you boys ever get tired
你们这些人都不会觉得腻烦吗? of playing that same crass, demeaning joke?
-不会 -当然不会 -No. -No.
又一出绝妙好戏 我得说 身为我有不少的乐趣 Another jolly good show. I must say, it is so much fun being me.
那是... Is that...
谁能给我张纸巾? Could someone please get me some Tidy Wipes?
巴尔扎克 范·伟德先生大概会这么说 Well, Balzac, as Mr. Van Wilder would say,
重要的不是建筑 而是住在里面的人 it's not the building that matters, it's the people inside.
来吧 Come on.
打搅了 我正在找马厩宿舍楼 Excuse me. I'm looking for the Barn residence hall.
-马厩 -滚一边去 -The Barn. -Piss off.
针头鼠脸的混蛋 Pin headed squirrelly looking bastard.
抱歉 我冒失地闯进来 你这醉醺醺的长毛爱尔兰重金属乐迷 Sorry for the intrusion, you hairy arsed dipso Paddy headbanger.
嘿 你把当地习语用得非常准确嘛 Hey, you're speaking the local lingo right and proper.
-嗨 -嗨 你看起来蛮有趣的 -Hi. -Hi, you look funny.
-我是盖辛 -你好盖辛 我是泰吉 -I'm Gethin. -Hi, Gethin, I'm Taj,
你们宿舍的新管理员 your new resident advisor.
噢 对不起 先生 这房子乱七八糟的 Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. The house is such a mess.
我觉得很不好意思 I feel so ashamed.
停 不要叫我先生 用不着那么正式 Please stop. Don't call me sir and don't be formal.
这是非正式场合 还有 盖辛 站直了 This is a very informal setting and, Gethin, stand up straight.
一个男人挺直腰板的时候 他看起来就更有自信 A man always looks more confident when he's erect.
那么 这都是些什么东西? Now, what's all this?
我主修了两门 I'm a dual major.
数学 量子物理 Maths/ quantum physics.
沿袭伟大的史蒂芬·霍金的道路 对吧 Following the tradition of the great Stephen Hawking, huh?
不尽然 许多怪胎们都没什么社交生活 Not exactly. Numbers geeks don't have the hottest social life,
因此我对英国所有的大学都作了一个 关于性的统计兼容性的调查 so I did a sexual statistics compatibility survey with all the colleges in England.
在卑微小人遇上心甘情愿的女孩的可能性比率上 加姆福德是最高的 Camford came up with the highest nerd per willing chick probability ratio.
对粉色墨西哥夹肉饼的追逐 The pursuit of the pink taco.
盖辛 我觉得在对垂直的微笑的追寻这方面 Gethin, I think you and I are kindred spirits
我们有着非常相似的灵魂 in the search for the vertical smile.
-什么 先生? -垂直的微笑 -The what, sir? -The vertical smile.
你知道的 两腿之间的炒蛋... You know, the scrambled eggs between the legs...
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that is.
沿着臀部的线条单露一面 The sunny side up on the way to the butt.
再说一次? Say again?
嗨 你叫什么 Hello. What's your name?
-嗨? -赛门 不喜欢说话 -Hello? -Simon doesn't like to talk.
赛门? Simon?
非常高兴见识到你的毫不在意 It's a pleasure to meet you regardless,
我希望将来当你觉得想说点什么的时候 and I look forward to hearing from you
能有机会听到你的声音 when you have something that you would like to say.
你呢 巴尔扎克 How about you, Balzac?
嘿 家伙 你已经见过所有的人了吗? Hey, buddy. Did you meet everybody?
喂 这狗是怎么回事? Hey, what's up with the mutt?
它看起来好像拖着两个足球 Looks like it's dragging a pair of soccer balls.
它是纯种的英国牛头犬 He's a purebred English bulldog.
它是英国血统 对吧? 难怪是这么个丑陋的小杂种 It's English, is it? That's why it's such an ugly little bastard.
-它会听到的 -我可不在乎 -He can hear you. -I don't care.
你干吗这么有侵略性? Why do you have all that pent up aggression?
我是爱尔兰人 英国人奴役了我们500多年 I'm Irish and the English have been giving us the shaft
并且仍在继续 for over 500 years and counting.
你先停一下 我可是印度人 Well, time out for a second. I'm Indian.
英国在18世纪入侵印度 And England invaded India in the 1700s,
直到差不多60年前才离开 and didn't leave until less than 60 years ago.
到那时为止 我们都只是它的一个殖民地 不像你们北爱尔兰 Until then, we were just another one of its colonies, not unlike your Northern Ireland.
-真的吗? -当然 -Really? -Yeah.
那么我们就是兄弟了了 That makes us brothers.
我死了 I'm dead.
所以 我猜那是真的 So I assume those are real.
你还好吗? You all right?
抱歉我撞在了你脸上 朋友 I'm sorry I lobbed you in the face, mate.
要来点更痛快的吗? Fancy a sneaky quick one?
不不不 我想你今天已经给足我痛快了 No. No, no, I think you've given me enough sneaky quick ones for the day.
谢谢 谢默斯 Thank you, Seamus.
赛迪 这是 泰吉·巴达兰达巴 我们宿舍的新头儿 Sadie, this is Taj Badalandabad, our new head of house.
那么 老无赖 握个手吧 我可不想鼓掌什么的 All right, me old mucker. Have a shake, then, I ain't got the clap or nothing.
-什么? -她的意思是握手 -What? -She means handshake.
噢对 当然当然 你好 Right. Of course. Of course, hi.
赛迪是个伦敦佬 Sadie is a cockney.
你得花点时间来弄懂她 话语从她嘴里说出来就会变得非常有趣 Takes time to understand her. Words fit in her mouth funny.
幸运的话语 Lucky words.
你喜欢在加姆福德度过的时光吗 赛迪 You enjoying your time at Camford, Sadie?
嗯 还行吧 不过这里的家伙们都挺闷的 Yeah, it's all right. Blokes are a bit stuffy here, though.
我的意思是 我从没道要找个 I mean, I never thought it would be so hard
值得吮吸的平底锅柄也这么困难 to find someone worth slurping the old panhandle.
你知道 就是口交了 You know, giving a blow job.
没什么比得上让你的舌头环绕着 一个漂亮的肥嘟嘟的家伙 Nothing like getting your tongue around a nice fat one.
滑进 滑出 Sliding it in and out.
进 出 进 出 进 出 In and out. In and out. In and out.
像给奶牛挤奶一样让它在你的喉咙爆发 Milking it like a cow until it explodes into the back of your mouth.
我一定是有着对俚语异常的领悟力 I must have an amazing ear for dialects.
对于她所说的每一个字我都清清楚楚 I understood everything that she said perfectly.
那么 在你迁到一个更好的宿舍之前 你能和我们在一起呆多久呢? So, how long will you be staying with us before you move to a better house, then,
巴达兰达巴先生 Mr. Badalandabad?
-我不明白 -这没关系 先生 -I don't follow. -It's all right, sir.
我们很清楚自己是失败者 We all know we're losers.
在校园里我们就像是在靴子上拉屎的 脾气臭硬的老绵羊一样 Well, round here in this campus
在校园里我们就像是在靴子上拉屎的 脾气臭硬的老绵羊一样 we're like crusty brown sheep dung off an old work boot.
如果你问我 我会说那是幅绝佳的好画 That's painting too pretty a picture, if you ask me.
嘿 你们等一下 Hey, time out, guys.
要知道 几年前我跟你们也一样 You know, a few years ago, I was exactly where you guys were.
差不多... Almost.
实际上并不完全是 Not really at all, actually.
但是 要知道 关键在于潜力 But look, the point is that there's potential, okay?
这里有潜力 我看到它了 There's potential here. That's what I see.
你要了解 有时候一个人的伟大之处 是需要花费一些时间来培养的 You know, sometimes it just takes a while to cultivate one's own personal greatness.
-没关系的 先生 -人们总是说些好听的东西 -It's okay, sir. -People always say nice things.
然后就离开了 And then they leave.
巴尔扎克 我想在这地方我不可能 成为一个暴政的苏丹的 Balzac, I don't think I will succeed as the sultan of snatch in this place.
我希望的只是能在英国小穴上面 涂抹一些巴达兰达巴黄油 All I wanted to do was spread a little Badalandabad butter on an English muffin.
范 你会怎么做呢? Well, Van, what would you do?
噢 对 很好 Oh, yeah. That's nice.
你喜欢那长家伙 对吗 裸体美国小姐 You like that long one, don't you, Miss Nude America?
当然 你喜欢 Yeah, you do.
内华达小姐就喜欢它硬着 Miss Nevada likes it hard.
为了得更多分数 再叫大声点 Yeah, scream a bit louder for more points.
疯狂的房间 你仔细看过这地方了吗? Crazy room. Will you take a look at this place?
嘿 早上好啊 Hey, good morning, guys.
我的天 这肯定花了不少的钱 Bloody hell. This must have cost a fortune.
这是个投资 It's an investment.
校园里最酷 最自信的孩子就住在这里 The coolest, most confident kids on campus are living here.
-有谁要搬进来? -崭新的你 盖辛 -Who's moving in? -The new you, Gethin.
以及所有的崭新的你们 The new all of you.
为了庆祝 我替大家弄到了 一张去学校开幕舞会的请帖 And to celebrate, I got us an invitation to the campus wide inaugural ball tonight.
必须带黑色领结 我们什么时候出发呢?喂 Black tie only. When should we leave? Oi!
你们到哪去? Where are you going?
那是被那个皇室狗杂种和 他的那些玻璃同伙们操控的 It's being tossed by that royal chutney ferret and his chorus of nancy boys.
呃 翻译一下? Yeah, translation?
皮普·埃佛雷特是格雷伯爵 Pip Everett is the Earl of Grey, 14 spots removed from the Queen herself.
他也是狐狸和猎犬之屋的头头 He also happens to be head of the Fox and Hounds,
就是他提议举办这个舞会的 who are sponsoring the ball.
是的 我见过皮普 我觉得没什么担心的 Yes, I've met Pip and I really wouldn't be concerned.
不 先生 你不了解 No, sir. You don't understand.
我们每一个人都曾经被邀请加入 狐狸和猎犬之屋 Each one of us were invited into the Fox and Hounds,
然而到那之后被告知说我们的 only to be told when we arrived that there had been some sort of
录取信出了点排印上的错误 "typographical error" in our acceptance letters.
没错 我猜那混蛋肯定每年都干这事 Bloody right. Supposedly the bastards do it every year.
-就为了找乐子 -这事你们每个人都经历过了? -Just for their jollies. -This happened to all of you?
看来 你们肯定都气得脸色发青了 Well, you guys must be livid.
不 这只是我们生活的描述而已 No. It's pretty much the story of our lives.
描述... 我无法相信我听到的 The story of... I don't believe what I'm hearing.
狐狸和猎犬之屋的那些灌肠袋 Those Fox and Hounds douche bags.
那些阴毛制牙线没有任何权力告诉我们该做什么 Those pubic hair tooth flossers have no right to tell us what to do.
我们将要让他们知道... 不 We're going to show them... No.
要让我们自己知道 我们可以在任何时候想去哪 We're going show ourselves that we can go wherever we want,
就去哪 whenever we want.
现在 我们到那个舞会上去 而且 我们要看起来非常有魅力 Now, we're going to this party and we're going to look hot.
他们有钱 有权 有势而且长得不错 So they're rich, powerful and beautiful.
拿掉他们的外貌 金钱和高高在上的态度 Take away their good looks, their money and their superior attitudes,
-你们看到了什么? -我们? -and what do you have? -Us?
盖辛 我话中的关键在于 他们并不比我们优秀多少 My point, Gethin, is that they're no better than us.
鼓起勇气来 Have some courage, guys.
不是有句老话吗"只有当你忘记怎么飞时 跳下悬崖才会受伤" There's an old saying. "Jumping off a cliff only hurts if you forget how to fly."
对不起 先生 我想正确的说法应该是... Excuse me, sir. I think the actual saying is that...
那不重要 盖辛 重要的是 Well, it doesn't matter what the actual saying is, Gethin.
目的 It's the intent.
站直了 Stand up straight.
现在 赛门哪去了? Now, where is Simon?
他说搞定他的领结之后就过来 He said he'd be here when he was done fussing with his bow tie.
好吧 那么前进吧 找点乐子 去吧 我的小麻雀们 All right. Well, go, guys. Have fun. Go, my little sparrows.
你愿意和我跳支舞吗? 你愿意和我跳支舞吗? Would you like to dance? Would you like to dance?
你愿意和我跳支舞吗? 你想跳舞吗? Would you like to dance? Do you like to dance?
我非常乐意和你跳 I'd love to dance with you.
如此瘦削 又如此强壮 So lean, so strong.
好有男子气概 So virile.
你知道我现在没穿... Do you know I'm not wearing any...
玛格鲁夫人 玛格鲁爵士正在那边找您呢 Lady Mulgrove, I believe Lord Mulgrove was looking for you over there.
真可惜 Pity.
恐怕玛格鲁夫人喝太多的雪利酒了 Lady Mulgrove loves her sherry, I'm afraid.
我还从来没有在舞池中被检查疝气呢 Well, you know, I've never been checked for a hernia on the dance floor before.
不过我得说 老夫人的颤抖也有点儿诱人 I have to say, the old lady's tremor was actually mildly erotic.
你愿意和我跳支舞吗? Would you like to dance?
噢 事实上我有一个... Well, actually I have a...
一个年轻的妹妹 你可以用来钓我上钩? A younger sister you could hook me up with instead?
为什么我会说这个? Why did I say that?
我得躲到角落去痛苦地扯裂我的手腕了 I'm gonna go slit my wrists in the corner painfully now.
-谢谢 再见 -等等 -Thank you. Bye. -Wait. Wait.
嗯哼? Yes.
-好吧 为什么不呢 -太好了 -Why not? -Great.
-我没在校园里面见过你 -没错 我是赤裸裸的 -So, I've not seen you on campus before. -Yes, I'm nude.
不 新来的 我是个刚毕业的学生 New, I'm a new graduate student.
-那你觉得这里怎么样? -很棒 实际上 它令人惊奇 -And how are you finding it? -Great, actually.
每个人都很好 It's fantastic. Everyone's really nice,
除了那个叫皮普的皇家混蛋之外 except for this royal jackass named Pip.
-皮普? -对 皮普·埃弗雷特 -Pip? -Yes. Pip Everett,
格雷伯爵 世界级的混蛋 the Earl of Grey, is a world class jerk.
-你不喜欢他? -不喜欢 -You didn't get on with him? -No.
你也会讨厌他的 You would detest him as well.
我估计只有另一个脑壳坏掉的 I would imagine that only another bubble headed snob
势利小人才能在长时间忍受呆在他身边 could stand to be in his company for longer than it takes to suck on a Tic Tac.
查莉 你在这 噢 你已经和泰见过面了 Charlie, there you are. Oh, I see you've met Haj.
查莉? Charlie?
或者你可以直接叫我 脑壳坏掉的势利小人 Or you can just call me the bubble headed snob.
那么 马厩那里的一切事情都还好吧? So, how are things working out at the Barn?
确实非常棒 那里的学生都是非常特别的人 Very well, actually. The residents are very special people.
的确很特别 Special, indeed.
把话收回去 说 你喜欢爱尔兰威士忌 Take it back! Say you like Irish whiskey.
抱歉 Excuse me.
噢 得了吧 你丈夫的一个热吻不正是你所想要的? Oh, go on. A little heavy snoggin' with your husband's all you've been wanting.
你说什么? I beg your pardon?
甜心 你知道女人想要什么 不是吗 在下边的高明抚弄 You know what we ladies need, sweetie? A good poke in the low whiskers.
啊 没错 Lower Whiskers 就在苏格兰高地的旁边 Yes, the lower whiskers, right next to the Scottish Highlands,
绝佳的旅游景点 不好意思 a favorite vacation spot. Excuse us.
-不 泰吉 我说的是她的阴道 -我知道 -No, Taj. I was talking about her vagina. -Yes.
欢迎各位莅临哈斯廷杯的开幕仪式 I would like to welcome everyone to the official opening
欢迎各位莅临哈斯廷杯竞赛的开幕仪式 of the competition for the Hastings Cup.
每次都是我们赢 又何必成为竞赛? Why do they call it a competition when we always win?
哈斯廷杯展现出了一个大学里 最好的一切 The Hastings Cup represents all that is best in a university.
加姆福德的精英们已经为之争夺了600年之久 Camford's most gifted have competed for 600 years.
现在 我很高兴为大家介绍 And now it gives me great pleasure
上一届的冠军得主 to introduce the winners of last year's competition,
狐狸和猎犬之屋 the Foxes and the Hounds.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
在我所有同伴的有力支持下 On behalf of my fellow members,
我希望其他的宿舍在今年的竞赛中有上佳的运气 I'd like to wish the other houses the best of luck
让最棒的家伙赢吧 on this year's competition. May the best lads win.
别让那个印度阿三影响你的心情 查莉 Don't let that little Indian fellow put you down, Charlie.
他可不值得让你漂亮的脸皱起眉头 He's hardly worth putting a frown on your beautiful face.
他为什么不喜欢你? Why was he upset with you?
我想是因为他之前被我们拒绝了吧 I think he was rejected from the Fox and Hounds the other day.
可怜的家伙几乎被击垮了 Poor bloke was devastated.
也许我该去和他谈谈 让他振作点 You know, perhaps I'll have a word. Cheer him up.
你真好 You're sweet.
这是作为一个伯爵必备的 亲爱的 It's all part of being an earl, my dear.
一些建设性的意见 Constructive criticism.
谢默斯 我们得想法改善你的脾气 Seamus, we need to work on your anger management skills.
赛迪 合上你的双腿 Sadie, close your legs.
我们需要弄清楚你究竟能喝多少 We just need to figure out exactly how much you can drink.
然后盖辛 And, Gethin...
噢 盖辛 坐直了 Oh, Gethin, sit up straight...
打搅一下 拉吉 Excuse me, Raji.
-我的名字是泰吉 -随便了 -My name is Taj. -I don't care.
我只想跟你说点花边消息 I just wanted to share a little tidbit with you.
我的曾曾祖父鲁柏特 埃佛雷特三世 When my great great grandfather, Rupert Everett the Third,
出任第一任印度总督的时候 became the first governor of the Indian colony,
他也养了一群的猴子当宠物 he also took on a band of pet monkeys.
不过他一般都把它们关外面 门在那 But he used to keep his outside. There's the door.
出去的时候 确认每个人 都挨了下这个 Please make sure it hits all of you on the way out.
-傻子? -是皮普 -Oh, Poop? -It's Pip.
我知道 我一个朋友曾说过 你如果没法加入他们 那么就打败他们 I know. A friend of mine used to say that if you can't join them, beat them.
你也许会想把它写下来 You might want to write that down.
女士们先生们 你们好 我是泰吉·马哈·巴达兰达巴 Hi, ladies and gentlemen. I am Taj Mahal Badalandabad.
-他在干什么? -我要发表一个很重要的声明 -What the hell is he doing? -And I have an important.
我的上帝 他准是疯了 Holy crap. He's gone bleeding mad...
在开幕舞会的精神感召下 And in the spirit of the inaugural ball,
我宣布一个新的兄弟会馆成立了 I would like to announce the formation of a new fraternal house, commencing now.
女士们先生们 把你们的眼光 首次投注他们身上吧 聪颖的 性感的 Ladies and gentlemen, please get your first look at the smart, the sexy,
非常诚实的 只戴着个领结的 the very literal minded, wearing black tie only,
鸡牛公社 Cock and Bulls.
我们没脸再出去见人了 We'll never be able to show our faces again.
我们成了整个学校的笑柄 We're the laughingstock of the whole bloody school.
让他们见鬼去吧 To hell with the lot of them.
干吗对自己的评价那么低? What is with the lack of self image?
要知道 我们绝对有潜力成为 校园里最好的会所 You know, we have the potential to be the best house on this campus.
并且 我敢说 And I would go so far as to say
我们能够赢得今年的哈斯廷杯 that we could even win the Hastings Cup this year.
见鬼 我们怎么可能赢得奖杯 How the hell could we win the cup?
谢默斯 赢得奖杯靠的是在 Seamus, winning the cup is based on accumulating points
学业 体育以及社会服务各项上 所获分数的累积 in academics, athletics and social services.
-你看 盖辛擅长... -等等 等等 -Now, Gethin here excels... -Hold on, hold on, hold on.
我是个受伤的橄榄球员 I'm a banged up rugby player,
她则是为了一品脱酒 就能随便让人上的家伙 she's a sausage jockey for the price of a pint.
还有晚餐 Oi! And dinner.
而他就像他妈的烤箱一样沉默寡言 And he's got the bleeding personality of a toaster oven.
所以 你们连试都没试 就已经接受失败了 啊? So, you've decided to accept defeat before you've even tried, huh?
那要是哥伦布只因为一点晕船就打道回府? What if Columbus had done that just because of a bout with seasickness?
或者 Babe Ruth(美著名橄榄球员) 只是因为患了点儿的梅毒 Or if Babe Ruth had decided to walk off after his first rookie season
在他第一赛季完结后就决定放弃 just because of a little syphilis?
再或者 要是 Ravi Shannkar(锡塔尔琴演奏大师) Or what if Ravi Shankar had decided to give up
由于知道演奏吉他能得到更多的进帐 the sitar just because he knew he'd be able
从而放弃了锡塔尔琴怎么办? get a lot more chooch playing the guitar?
你们啊 这个社会总是要扼杀伟大灵魂的 You guys, society has always stifled those with great minds.
我相信你们 I believe in you.
你们自己也应该相信 And you should too.
现在 Now,
为鸡牛公社 干杯 to the Cock and Bulls.
我说 为鸡牛公社干杯 I said, to the Cock and Bulls.
-致鸡牛公社 -致鸡牛公社 -To the Cock and Bulls. -To the Cock and Bulls.
致鸡牛公社 To the Cock and Bulls!
你干吗老用拳头那么敲桌子? Why do you insist on manipulating the table like that
停下停下 with the fist, coming down?
-早安 -早安 -Morning. -Morning.
你知道 You know,
昨晚的我很棒 对吧 I was rather wonderful last night, wasn't I?
我也在这儿 你知道的 I was here, too, you know.
不 不是那愚蠢的性爱 我说的 是我们和赖特伍德爵士共进的晚餐 No, not the sex, silly. I was talking about our dinner with Lord Wrightwood.
你觉得怎么样 How do you think it went?
你对他说的每一个词都大加奉承 Well, you fawned over his every word.
我还以为你就要离桌去吻他的屁股了 I half expected you to get up from the table and kiss his arse.
我也认为它进展得很顺利 I thought it went well, too.
我相信在毕业之后他会 很乐意给我个恩惠 And after graduation, I'm sure he'll be happy to oblige me
推荐我得到外交官的职位 with a recommendation for a diplomatic position.
皮普 还有一个多小时才上课呢 再回床上呆会儿吧 Pip, class isn't for an hour. Come back to bed for a bit.
但我还没做完练习呢 But I haven't done my exercises yet.
-而且我还得去除死皮 -我会让你容光焕发的 -And I have to exfoliate. -I can put a glow on your cheeks.
查莉 等一下 我们昨晚已经做过了 Charlie, hello. We did it last night.
星期三 我们的夜晚 Wednesday. Our night.
我不明白为什么只能在一个晚上做 I don't understand why we have to have a night.
干吗不能什么时候想干就干呢 Why can't we just do it whenever we feel like it?
因为我们是英国人 我们有自制力 Because we're British and we control ourselves.
查莉 我的行程很满 Charlie, I have a busy schedule.
而且 我可不想让别人知道 我是由于纵欲一整晚 And I'd rather not tell people I have no energy
而导致没有精神的 because I was off fornicating all night.
那么 你觉得哪件衬衫比较好 Now, which shirt do you like better?
淡紫红色还是淡蓝色的? 我喜欢淡紫红色 Mauve or turbot? I like the mauve.
可它跟我下巴的线条不相配 But it is difficult with my jaw line.
在这一天 "We have this day given order"
联合王国的大臣和爱尔兰的大臣都 接到了命令 "to our Chancellor of the United Kingdom and our Chancellor of Ireland,"
他们马上非常郑重且极有效率的 "that they do respectively upon notice here"
执行了公文 "of forewith issues of writ effective immediately"
关于在下议院不必继续忍耐 "that pigs and chickens will no longer be tolerated"
猪和鸡的问题 "in the House of Commons."
有哪位愿意对1832年第64期的 上议院院报发表点评论的? Would anyone like to comment on the House of the Lords journal
有哪位愿意对1832年第64期的 上议院院报发表点评论的? volume 64, August 1832?
是啊 我也不想 Yeah. Me, neither.
上帝 这太枯燥了 God, this is boring.
各位 把第32页撕了吧 Everybody rip out page 32.
-先生? -你听到我说什么了 -Sir? -You heard me.
每个人都把第32页给撕了 Everybody rip out page 32.
都看过《死亡诗社》吧 把32页撕了 You've seen Dead Poets Society. Rip out page 32.
快点 如果你们不撕的话 那么所有人都不及格 Come on, if you don't rip out page 32, I'll fail all of you.
太好了 Yes!
天 这东西太老了 跟石头一样难撕开 God, these things are so old, they're petrified.
知道该怎么做吗 把这破东西从窗户扔出去 You know what, just throw the whole damn thing out the window.
我想他有毛病 I think he's plumb sauced, he is.
先生 我不觉得把书扔掉是个好主意 Sir, I don't think throwing books out is such a good idea.
当然是 行动吧 谢默斯 Yes, there you go, Seamus.
看 每个人都照做吧 See, everybody do that,
把这些书送回到19世纪 它们该呆的地方 and send these books back to the 1800s where they belong.
-快点 盖辛 -不 我不能 -Come on, Gethin. -No, I can't.
你没听过"旧的进 新的出"这个说法吗 Haven't you ever heard of the expression "in with the old, out with the new"?
听过 先生 可我认为正确的说法应该是... Yes, sir. But I think the actual expression is...
正确的表述方式无关紧要 盖辛 Oh, it doesn't matter what the actual expression is, Gethin.
为什么在你该扔东西的时候还要思考呢 Why are you thinking when you should be throwing?
扔出你的课本 Ejaculate your book.
对啊 盖辛 你会适应的 Yeah, go on, Gethie. Get over it.
快扔吧 英国佬 Give it a throw, limey.
来吧 盖辛 把20年来的压抑统统扔出窗口 Come on, Gethin. Expunge 20 years of oppression out the window.
巴达兰达巴先生 可以到走廊来吗? Mr. Badalandabad, might I see you out in the hall?
当然 Certainly.
容我告退 同学们 Excuse me, class.
我不在的时候你们为什么 不先看看第二章呢 Why don't you all read chapter two while I'm gone?
我们已经没有课本了 But we haven't got any books.
你疯了吗? Have you gone completely and utterly mad?
我不知道你在库立吉大学是怎么做事的 I don't know how you did things at Coolidge College.
-你调查过我? -没错 坦白说 我很担心 -You've been checking on me. -Yes. And, frankly, I'm concerned.
作为你的监督员 职责所在我必须确定... And as your supervisor, it's my job to make sure that there's...
等等 等等 你是我的监督员? Wait, wait, wait. You're my supervisor?
噢我...我想说 我非常高兴能在你下面 Well, I... Let me just say then that I am so enthused to be under you.
我要说的是我非常兴奋... What I mean is that I'm extremely hard.
兴奋得难以表达... Hard pressed to...
巴达兰达巴先生 你要怎么 Mr. Badalandabad, it really doesn't even matter
看我或者是那些课本都没有关系 what you think of me or of the textbooks.
因为 如果你想要在这所大学拿到 博士学位的话 Because if you wish to receive your doctorate from this university,
你必须得跟从规定 you'll have to follow the rules set forth by...
哪一位规定的? By men who what?
穿着运动短裤和吊袜带 已经逝世几十年的家伙? Who wore funny boxer shorts and garter belts and died decades ago?
从未看过人类登上月球 Who never saw a man walk on the moon or
或者从来 没有用MP3听过 Lil Kim(美饶舌歌手) listened to Lil' Kim on an MP3 player
或是在因特网上看过互舔小穴三人组? or watched muff to muff triple penetration cooch munching on the internet?
那些有什么关系? What does that have to do with anything?
好的好的 可能有点过分了 我道歉 Okay. Maybe, that was a bit much. I'm sorry.
可我想说的是 希金森小姐 But my point, Miss Higginson,
条条大路通罗马 is that there is more than one way to skin a mongoose.
历史并不仅仅是那些日期和古文 History can be about so much more than random dates and ancient artifacts.
它可以教会我们体察自身 It can teach us about ourselves.
发现我们自己的缺点 我们的希望 甚至我们的梦想 About our flaws, our hopes, even our dreams.
我要说的 巴达兰达巴先生 And all I'm saying, Mr. Badalandabad,
则是 在这所大学里面 只有一条路可走 is that at this university, there's only one way to skin a mongoose.
就是我的这条 And it's my way.
再见 Good day.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎到哈斯廷杯的第一场赛事来 welcome to the opening event of seven competitions
哈斯廷杯将举行七场比赛 在五个兄弟会馆之间进行 between our five fraternal houses for the Hastings Cup.
他们块真够大的 They're bleeding huge.
好啦 你们 这是羽毛球 靠的是灵活的手腕 Guys, come on, it's badminton. The game is played with a limp wrist.
能有多难? How hard could it be?
赛门 Simon.
你说什么? You were saying?
好吧 看来保险点的想法是承认 Okay. It is probably safe to assume
我们不可能在这场比赛中获胜了 that we will probably not emerge victorious from this match.
然而 保持住我们的尊严才是最要紧的 However, it's very important that we maintain our dignities.
盖辛 准备发球 Gethin, just get the serve in.
-好的 -我有个主意 -Fine. -I have an idea.
赛迪... Sadie...
赛门 到你那边去了 Simon, it's yours!
胜方 狐狸和猎犬之屋 Game, Fox and Hounds.
没那么糟 It was not so bad.
好吧 确实很糟糕 但为什么你们 不能看到好的一面呢? Okay, it was so bad, but why are you refusing to look on the bright side?
哦 我们将会因为内伤流血而亡 Oh, we're going to bleed to death of internal injuries?
不 我们已经给人留下印象了 No, we have made an impression.
我的意思是 你们愿意凄惨但出名呢 I mean, would you rather be miserable and known,
还是凄惨而默默无闻? or miserable and anonymous?
-默默无闻 -默默无闻 -Anonymous. -Anonymous.
先生 我觉得我们根本是在自己骗自己 Sir, I think we were fooling ourselves
去相信我们会有那么极其微小的机会赢 to believe we had even the tiniest chance of winning this.
我们在看板上 我们真的被写在看板上 We're on the board. We're actually on the board.
是 可这又不意味什么 Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything.
只要参加就会有一分的 我们还得再拿499分呢 Everybody gets a point for entering. We're still 499 points away.
好了 乐观船长 你错了 这只是开始 Okay, Captain Optimistic, you are wrong. This is a beginning.
噢噢 是你们哪 Oh, by the by,
别以为刚展示了一幅奇观 just because you're making a spectacle of yourselves,
我们就能看得见你们了 it doesn't mean you're not still invisible to the rest of us.
太好了 皮普 That's great, Pip,
因为想打败你根本看不见的东西是非常困难的 because it's very difficult to beat something that you cannot see.
打败你们?你和你的那些人连 吐口唾沫的价值都没有 Beat you? You and your sorry lot aren't even worth spitting on.
痢疾脸 Diarrhea face.
-对不起 你刚才叫我什么? -啊? -Sorry, what did you just call me? -What?
-不不不 你肯定说了点什么 -不 我什么也没说 -No, no, no, you definitely said something. -No, I didn't say anything.
-是什么来着? -不 我没有... -What was it? -No, I didn't...
-你管我叫痢疾脸? -是吗?我这么说了? -You called me diarrhea face. -Really, did I?
看起来要抓住人心是得挑选时间和地点的 It seems there's a time and a place to hit people.
昨天是错误的时间 而今天 是正确的地点 Yesterday was the wrong time and today is the right place
在这里 你可以为哈斯廷杯赢得分数 and here you can win points towards the Hastings Cup.
嗨 教练 你需要再加个球员不? Hey, Coach, you need another player?
这家伙?不可能 This guy? No way.
真的吗? Oh, really?
只剩下这法子了 That's one way to do it.
欢迎之至 Welcome.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我相信各位的味觉已然获得了极大的满足 I'm sure our palates were titillated from the last selection,
不过 现在我将为各位献上更妙的佳酿 but I have an even finer vintage to present to you now.
我必须告诉你 夏洛特 你为助教们所做的工作真是棒极了 I must hand it to you, Charlotte. You've done an excellent job with the TAs.
谢谢您 校长 Thank you, Provost.
我一直都认为 只要你对于 It's always been my theory
自己的准则和目的非常明确 that as long as you're clear with your rules and expectations,
那么人们自然而然就会... people generally will fall in...
失陪一下 校长 Excuse me one moment. Sorry.
接下来你们将品尝到的是科涅可白兰地 1793年 来自于罗亚地区... The next cognac you'll be tasting is from a 1793 bottle from the Loire region...
法国的 法国 Of France. France.
从法国来 一种上好的佳酿 如我刚才所说 Of France. A fine vintage, as I was saying.
尽管所花甚巨 So, despite all of their money,
这些雕像实际上是毫无价值的 all those statues are actually completely worthless.
这是怎么回事? What is going on?
游览教学 我们正在观察那些穿双排扣大衣拥有高贵血统的傻瓜们 Field trip. We're observing the double breasted, blue blooded snot.
你们在偷窥? You're bird watching?
不不不 我们只是在观察 英国上流社会的举止 No, no, no, we're observing the behavior of British aristocracy.
过来 Now.
马上回来 BRB.
我告诉过你按照指定的课程来上 I told you to stick to the assigned curriculum.
没错 并且我也跟你解释过了 指定的课程是.. Yes, and as I explained to you, the assigned curriculum was...
是我绝对支持的 Was something I felt very strongly about.
那就是为什么我提议作个挑战 Which is why I propose a challenge.
-什么? -一个挑战 -Pardon me? -A challenge.
你看 我相信通过一系列的参观教学 You see, I believe
我的学生们在学业上的成就一定会大大增加 that my students' academic achievements are better enhanced
我的学生们在学业上的成就一定会大大增加 through a series of field trips.
噢 你还真相信 不是吗 Oh, you do, do you?
当然 还有 既然我们在教学方法上 Yes, and given the fact
有这么一个哲学性的分歧 that we have a philosophical difference in our teaching methods,
我建议用某种挑战的方式 来结束我们的争端 I suggest that we settle our disputes through a challenge of some sort.
如果我赢了 我可以按我的计划进行 如果... That way, if I win, I can continue as planned, and if...
不 不会有任何的挑战 No! There will be no challenges.
这不是小学的游乐场 巴达兰达巴先生 This isn't a grade school playground, Mr. Badalandabad.
你想在这里获得你的博士学位 If you wish to receive your doctorate from this university,
你就必须按已指定的课程来做 晚安 you'll have to follow the assigned curriculum. Good night.
我想你大概是害怕吧 I figured you might be scared.
在这世界上最不可能发生的事 就是我会怕你 The last thing I am in this world is scared of you.
我接受你的挑战 那意味着由我来挑选武器 I accept your challenge, which means I get to choose the weapons.
很好 武器? Great. The weapons?
夏洛特只有我这么想呢? 还是这些怪异的画像 Charlotte, is it just me, or do these absurd paintings
确实和你那个怪异的男朋友非常相似? bear a striking resemblance to your absurd boyfriend?
我们在埃佛雷特大厅 We are in Everett Hall.
埃佛雷特大厅 Everett Hall.
噢 请告诉我 这里面放的 是格雷伯爵茶叶 Oh, please tell me it's Earl of Grey tea contained in this.
这里面放的是埃弗雷特家族 六代传人的骨灰 The ashes of six generations of Everetts are contained here.
那么 轮到皮普的时候 他们肯定得再盖个大厅 Well, when it's Pip's turn, they're going to have to build a new hall
才能装下他的自负 just to contain his ego.
我们可以开始了吗? Shall we begin?
开始? 当然 开始吧 Begin? Yes, let's begin.
不错嘛 希金森小姐 不过你应该知道 Not bad, Miss Higginson, but you should know
我在大学里是学过击剑的 that I extensively studied fencing at the university.
连续两次获得大学击剑比赛的冠军 University fencing champion. Twice in a row.
我会对你手下留情的 不过... I was planning on showing you some mercy, but...
该死 是怎么回事 What the hell was that?
这是 Rathbone 招数(一种剑法) 我的击剑教师教我的 It's the Rathbone. My fencing teacher taught it to me.
他是个剑术高手 He's quite a good swordsman.
啊 是啊 有一些女士也曾这么评价我 Ah, yes. I've had a few ladies tell me that myself.
希金森小姐 你看过电影佐罗么? Miss Higginson, have you ever seen the movie zorro?
我看过 I have.
足足六遍 Six times.
我是九遍 Nine times.
你该觉得幸运输掉的只是你的裤子 Count yourself lucky the only thing you lost were your pants.
真是可惜希金森小姐 你肯定会很享受游览过程的 It's a shame, Miss Higginson. You would have enjoyed the trip.
-我会去参加游览教学的 -真的? -I'll be on that field trip. -Will you?
只要由我来代替你的位置 我就可以解释我的理由 That way, when I have you replaced, I'll be able to explain my reasons.
晚安 Good night.
在右边的是著名的伦敦塔 On the right is the famous Tower of London,
也就是伊丽莎白女王一世被囚禁的地方 where Queen Elizabeth I imprisoned her
以及她的冒险家男友沃特·莱利爵士 explorer boyfriend, Sir Walter Raleigh,
直到他被发现和她的一个随从女侍 after he was found doing the freaky deaky
在做些古怪的事情为止 with one of her ladies in waiting.
如今人们在塔外排队等待参观 王冠上的珠宝 Presently people line up outside the tower to see the crown jewels,
这些珠宝在野蛮的英国人 占领印度的期间被盗 which were stolen during the brutal British occupation of India.
那些王冠上的宝石 确实华美异常值得一看 The crown jewels are actually quite magnificent.
我可不觉得人们会乐意排队等待 一个半小时的时间来见我 I don't think anyone's ever waited an hour and a half online to see mine.
事实上 在库立吉确实有过那样的时光 Actually, there was that one time at Coolidge.
这里 是查尔斯 狄金森观察 Now, this is the area
伦敦社会等级制度不公正性的地方 where Charles Dickens used to observe the injustices of London's class system.
这是最美妙的时光 这是最糟糕的时光 "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
写下来 Write that down.
快点 各位 别停下来看 这只是个老教堂罢了 Come on, guys, let's go. Don't stop to stare, it's just an old church.
左边 在特拉法加广场中央的 是霍雷肖·纳尔逊将军的塑像 On the left, in Trafalgar Square, is a statue of Admiral Horatio Nelson,
他是英国最有名的战争英雄 Britain's most famous war hero.
纳尔逊战役里失去了 一条胳膊 一只眼睛 Nelson lost an arm, an eye,
一只耳朵和一条腿 an ear and a leg in various battles.
最后 可怜的家伙看起来 Towards the end, the poor guy was nothing more
就好像是一把扫帚柄上戴了顶 滑稽的小将军帽 than a broomstick with a cute little admiral's hat on.
我的天 Oh, God.
那只四眼田鸡在看我们 That four eyed geek's staring at us.
不 我相信他是在看我 No, I believe he's staring at me.
嗨 这有人坐了吗? Hi, is this seat taken?
我该怎么做? What do I do?
张嘴 你这白痴 然后告诉她你的感受 Open your cakehole, you bleeding idiot, and tell her how you feel.
你是我生平见过的最漂亮的女人 You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life
我愿意花费我两年的学费 只要能和你睡 and I'd give two years' tuition to sleep with you.
那也太过诚实了 朋友 That's being a bit too honest, mate.
你嘴巴真甜 你看起来就像只长角的小熊 You're sweet. You're like a horny little Care Bear.
听起来挺不错 Okay, I think.
这地方有什么特别的? What's so special about this place?
全伦敦最好的炸鱼和薯条店 来吧 The best fish and chips in all of London. Come on.
然后 维尼抬头从他的杯子边上看着我说 And then, Winnie looked up, gazed at me over his glasses and said,
我知道你在抽序号上是个专家 "I see you're adept at running numbers,"
不过 你对猜谜拿手么? "but how good are you at cracking code?"
就是这样 孩子 我拯救了英格兰 And that, children, is how I saved England.
等等 维尼? 你? 你认识温斯顿 丘吉尔? Wait a minute. Winnie? You? You knew Winston Churchill?
当然 我肯定不是在说那该死的 小熊维尼对吧 Well, I'm not talking about Winnie the bleeding Pooh, am I?
-杰克 那些酒在哪儿? -就拿来 -Jackie, where's that pint? -Coming right up.
我得向你道歉 I owe you an apology.
我完全看轻你了 你是个非常出色的教师 I completely underestimated you. You're a wonderful teacher.
谢谢 Thank you.
这么说你今天过得很愉快了 So, I take it you had fun today.
别开玩笑了 我经历了一次盛会 Are you kidding me? I had a ball.
哦我的天哪 舞会 Oh, my God, the ball.
上议院仍然在为建造 The House of Lords is still debating
伦敦西区大剧院的计划争论着 the proposal on the West End theater project,
但我觉得我们应该一起 but I think that we have to come together on this
找出一条适合生活的道路 并向前迈进 to find a viable way and move forward.
混账王八蛋 Bloody bastard!
好吧 只是一个人的意见 Okay, just one man's opinion.
噢不 不是这意思 赖特伍德爵士 我很抱歉 Oh, not you, Lord Wrightwood. My apologies.
请容我失陪一下 Please excuse me.
见鬼的他在这干什么? What the hell is he doing here?
泰吉是一位朋友和客人 皮普 Taj is a friend and guest, Pip.
如果你能使他有宾至如归的感觉的话 我会非常感激的 And I'd appreciate you making him feel part of this evening.
你知道夏洛特 你是对的 我并不是有意要这么粗鲁 You know, Charlotte, you're right. I didn't mean to be rude.
谢谢你 皮普 Thanks, Pip.
火焰从你身上猛然迸发 "And the fire that breaks from thee then,"
更添万倍的美丽 "a billion times lovelier,"
也更加的凶险 "more dangerous,."
哦 我的骑士 "O, my chevalier!"
不足为奇 燃烧吧 成为颜色暗淡的灰烬 亲爱的 "No wonder of it. Shine, and blue bleak embers, my dear,."
堕下 擦伤了他们自己 "Fall, gall themselves,"
伤处成了闪着金光的朱红 "and gash gold vermillion."
谢谢 威尔弗莱德爵士 真是一次绝妙的演出 Thank you, Sir Wilfred, that was a real treat.
现在 按照文学晚会的传统 Now, as is tradition in the literary ball,
我要请一位来宾和我们 I'd like to call on a member of our visiting faculty
一起分享他最喜欢的英国诗歌 to share with us his favorite British poet.
泰吉·巴达兰达巴 Taj Badalandabad.
请到前面来 To the podium, please.
皮普 这可真是令人意外 Pip, this certainly comes as a surprise.
我想作为像巴达兰达巴先生 这样的外国教员 I think that it's important a visiting foreign instructor like Mr. Badalandabad
应该对他所教授的这些传统和文化 表示欣赏才对 have an appreciation for the heritage and culture with which he hopes to teach.
-玩开心点 拉吉 -谢谢 -Have fun, Raji. -Thank you.
有一个女孩 "There's a lady,"
她相信所有闪光的都是金子 "who is sure that all that glitters is gold,"
因为她在汉姆斯德买了架梯子 "because she's buying a stairway in Hampstead."
但是呢 她无法得到满足 Now, she can't get no satisfaction.
不不不 她无法得到任何的满足 No. No, no, no. No, she can't get no satisfaction, none at all,
就连在她开着自己时髦的轿车 even when she's driving in her smart car
或是听着收音机 or listening on the radio.
抑或是 当她恳求罗克珊点亮红灯的时候 Or even when she's pleading with Roxanne to turn on the red light.
混蛋 罗克珊 打开那个红灯 Damn it, Roxanne, turn on that red light,
要不麦克斯韦尔的大银锤就会 砸到你的脑袋上啦 or Maxwell's Silver Hammer will come smashing down upon your head.
把红灯开了 你这婊子 罗克珊 Turn on that red light, you bitch, Roxanne,
要不然我们就像是在车站里 挂着黑帘的大白房子中 or we'll all end up in a big white house with black curtains at the station.
还是你宁愿生活在了望塔的边上? 当然不 Or would you rather live along the watchtower? No.
那么把红灯开了 罗克珊 Then turn on the red light, Roxanne,
否则我的第19根神经真的要崩溃了 or I'll have my 19th nervous breakdown for real.
这是真事 It's the real thing.
这比真事更真实 It's even better than the real thing.
我真的希望你们在乎我 I really want you all to want me.
我真的希望你们相信我 I really want to take all of you higher, trust me.
我看上去像个美国蠢蛋? Do I look like an American idiot to you?
不 No.
这就是我对你们人生的希望 Which is why I wish you all the time of your life.
谢谢 Thanks.
很棒的演讲 Jolly good show.
-你喜欢这个? -非常喜欢 -You liked it? -Absolutely.
这个年轻人的演说 That young man's presentation
把街头诗人的语言串了起来 strung together the words of the poets of the street.
就像我的偶像 美国饶舌歌手阿姆 Not unlike the American rapper, Eminem, whom I rather dig.
你知道吗 我也喜欢英国的五行打油诗 You know, I love the British limerick as well.
实际上我上周在金斯敦车站读了一首 In fact, I read one at Kensington station just last week.
知道的话告诉我 Tell me if you know it.
"从前在石楠林中有个女人" "There once was a woman from Heath,"
"她用牙齿给男人净身" "who circumcised men with her teeth."
泰吉 Taj.
来介绍你认识我父母 马莎和里查德 I'd like you to meet my parents, Martha and Richard.
你肯定认识威尔弗莱德先生 And of course you know Sir Wilfred.
你们好 很荣幸认识你们 Hello, it's a pleasure to meet both of you.
从你们身上我知道了夏洛特 I can certainly see where Charlotte gets her
具有严谨判断力的原因 sense of seriousness from.
年轻人 你今晚的表现令人印象深刻 You put on a very impressive exhibition tonight, young man.
祝贺你 You should be congratulated.
非常感谢 实际上这都该归功于 我的朋友皮普 Thank you very much. I actually owe it all to my good friend Pip here,
在我失去信心时他给了我勇气 谢谢你 皮普 who encouraged when others would have discouraged. Thanks, Pip.
年轻人 来和我喝一杯 Young man, I want you to have a drink with me.
好的 失陪了 Sure. Excuse me.
他很聪明吧? He's quite clever, isn't he?
我要去喝点 马莎和我一起怎么样? I think I need a drink myself. Martha, would you care to join me?
好的 Yes.
这个拉... This Raj fellow...
泰吉 他叫泰吉 Taj, his name is Taj.
好 泰吉 Right, Taj, then.
我相信他在学校已经有很多闲话了吧 I believe he's been creating quite a scuttlebutt at school as well.
噢 他只是以新奇的方法做事 Oh, he just has an original way of doing things.
查莉 你已经够大了 愿意和谁作朋友都可以 Charles, you're more than old enough to make your own friends,
但是 如果弄僵了你和皮普的关系 确实很可惜 but it would be a pity to jeopardize your relationship with Pip.
埃佛雷特是个很重要的家族 The Everetts are a very important family.
是 爸爸 我知道 皮普已经不知跟我提过多少次了 Yes, I know, Daddy. Pip's reminded me many times.
我要说的就是 All I'm saying is,
并不是每个女孩都有机会成为伯爵夫人的 it's not every girl that gets the opportunity to become the wife of an earl.
我相信你会作出正确的选择 I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
你确定我们能得分? Are you sure we get points for this?
七十五 盖辛 能赢 Seventy five, Gethin. Winner take all.
先生 我漏了几个数 I've run a few numbers, sir.
他们的肚子简直是无底洞 Their beer gut intake is almost incalculably large.
要有信心 盖辛 在这里起作用可是自然的力量 Have some faith, Gethin. There are forces of nature at work here.
别看她胸部 那是假的 Stop staring at her tits, they're fake.
他们的排名前进了 They've actually moved up in the standings.
你不觉得该关注一下吗? Do you think that's cause for concern?
就那么点分? With that lot?
我们要担心的就是 The only things we've got to worry about
传染病和流行舞步 are communicable diseases and fashion faux pas.
我意思是 真的 I mean, really.
纳尔逊在圣文森特战役 In his dashing exploits at the Battle of Cape St. Vincent
以及特拉法加战役中的光荣战绩 and in his brilliant victory at the Battle of Trafalgar,
证明他是英国海军史上最伟大的英雄 Lord Nelson clearly proved himself to be Britain's greatest naval hero.
他在给埃玛 汉密尔顿女士的信中写道 He wrote to Lady Emma Hamilton,
"我总比计划提前15分钟 这造就了现在的我" "I have always been 15 minutes ahead of my time and it has made a man of me."
现在 有谁认为纳尔逊有些鲁莽在... Now, who here thinks that Lord Nelson was a bit reckless during the Battle of...
鸡牛公社最强 Cock and Bulls got so much soul!
鸡牛公社得第一 Cock and Bulls is in the house!
-我们最棒 -嘿 -We rock! -What?
-我们最强 -嘿 -We roll! -What?
鸡牛公社最强 Cock and Bulls got so much soul.
鸡牛公社得第一 Cock and Bulls is in the house.
我们继续 谁认为纳尔逊浪费了很多机会... As I was saying, who here thinks that Nelson took too many chances with...
我们要向你们挑战重演 阿金库尔战役战役 We hereby challenge you to a reenactment of the Battle of Agincourt.
我们自然扮演英军 We, naturally, will be the English,
而你们这帮害虫扮演法军 whereas you mangy vermin will be the French.
意下如何? What say you?
巴达兰达巴先生 如果你在不说 一声的情况下闯进我的课堂 Mr. Badalandabad, if you will insist on bursting into my class unannounced,
-你要小心... -不 我们只是开个玩笑 -then I think you should prepare to... -No, we just wanted to have some fun.
我要警告你小心我把你踢出去 I really think you should prepare to get your ass kicked.
等等 别开枪 Wait. Don't shoot.
你们这些棒小伙 You big, strapping blokes
肯定能帮我在这鬼地方找到我的枪吧? wouldn't help me find my gun under this muck, would you?
嘿 看枪 Oh, look, here it is.
再见了 小子 So long, misfit.
彭妮 你在干吗 Penny, I just bought these.
对不起 莱克西 我的手滑了 Sorry, Lexie, finger must have slipped.
嘿 Hey!
我对昨晚皮普的行为向你道歉 You know, I'm sorry about Pip's behavior last night.
那不是他的本意 他只是不知道该怎么做 He doesn't mean anything by it. He just doesn't know any better.
或许他知道只是不关心而已 Either that or he does know better and he just doesn't care.
不 泰吉 你不明白 No, Taj, you don't understand.
皮普是出身于英国王室的家庭 Pip comes from a very important family, one of the most powerful in England
有时你会藐视... and sometimes you just have to overlook the...
你知道吗? Do you know what?
我看上去象我父亲 I sound just like my father.
-对不起 -没关系 -Sorry. -It's all right.
唔 除了给皮普的过错道歉 Look, aside from forgiving all of Pip's awful faults,
在以后的生活中你还要做什么呢? what exactly would you like to do for the rest of your life?
噢 你会笑我的 Oh, you'd laugh.
不会的 No, I won't.
这会很可笑 It's absurd, really.
我想成为世界上著名的考古学家 I'd be one of the world's foremost archeologists,
周游世界去寻找古文物 traveling the world in search of ancient antiquities.
听上去很棒 That sounds fascinating.
但并不容易 It's not that easy.
我父母对我有很高的期望 My parents have certain expectations of me
但考古不在其中 and archeology certainly isn't one of them.
我妈说过 As my mother says,
"伯爵的妻子可不能弄脏自己" "The future wife of an earl doesn't get on her hands and knees."
更别说带上戒指了 Not with her rings on, anyway.
你呢? How about you?
你对人生有什么打算? What else would you like to do with your life?
我就想待在这 I want to be right here.
大学生活因你而更加丰富多彩 The university is all the better for having you,
-你的学生非常爱你 -不 我不是说大学 -and your students absolutely love you. -No, I don't mean the university.
我是说在这 I mean, just be here.
我想说的是我觉得... What I'm trying to say is that I feel...
我觉得... I feel...
我的老二 My balls.
呃... What the...
这场战斗很激烈 不是吗? It felt like we were in a heated battle, didn't it?
皮普 Pip.
老天 你在做什么啊? What in God's name have you been doing?
我们重演了阿金库尔战役 简直太棒了 We've been reenacting the Battle of Agincourt. It was fantastic.
你做了什么? You did what?
现在没空 一会找你 I can't talk now. I'll call you later.
嘿 等一下 Hey, wait up.
他们在一起很长时间了 They've been spending an awful lot of time together.
你不觉得她和他... You don't suppose that she and he are...
上帝 我的查莉不会的 Oh, God, no. Not my Charlie.
不 我想我那可怜的爱人只不过对那个 No, I'm afraid the poor old dear has a soft spot
咖喱味的侏儒和他的那些 for that curry breathing cretin
怪胎 爱尔兰佬和娼妓们有点心软罢了 and his band of mutants, micks and whores.
你总是看到别人好的一面 You always see the best in people.
你知道他们怎么说 伯爵是仁慈的 You know what they say. Lords have mercy.
欢迎大家来到知识竞答挑战赛 Welcome everyone to the Mastermind Challenge.
获胜方能为赢得哈斯廷杯得到50分 The team that wins the challenge gets 50 points towards the Hastings Cup.
请等问题念完 Please wait until the question has been completed.
珀西偷到了答案 Percy stole the answers.
但别太暴露了 But don't make it too obvious.
第一题 请完成下列邱吉尔的话 Question number one. Please finish the following Churchill quote.
"战胜洪水..." "Let it roll. Let it roll on full flood..."
下面是... That would be...
"对于更广泛的土地和美好的生活 是不可改变的" "...inexorable, irresistible, benignant,"
"不可抗拒的和仁慈的" "to broader lands and better days."
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
多少披头士成员被女王授予爵位? How many members of the Beatles have been knighted by the Queen?
-我想是... -一个 保罗·麦卡尼先生 -I think that would be... -Only one, Sir Paul McCartney.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
没关系 积极点 Never mind, make it obvious.
谁发明了显微镜? Who is the inventor of the device known as the microscope?
安东·范·列文虎克 Anton van Leeuwenhoek.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
上次英国队赢得世界杯的队长是谁? Who is the captain of the last English team to win the World Cup?
-鲍比·摩尔 -鸡牛公社 得分 -Bobby Moore. -Point, Cock and Bulls.
莎士比亚的悲剧人物有? In what Shakespearean plays do ghosts appear?
尤利乌斯·凯撒 理查德三世 哈姆雷特和麦克白 Julius Caesar, Richard III, Hamlet and Macbeth.
苏伊士运河哪年竣工? In what year was the Suez Canal inaugurated?
1869年 1869.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
-岛的名字... -加拉帕戈斯岛 -What was the name of the island where... -The Galapagos Islands.
-学名... -氯化钠 -What is the scientific name for... -Sodium chloride.
-呃... -通量电容器 -What is the... -The flux capacitor.
你不能说两句吗 随便什么 Would you say something? Just anything.
-多少... -十五 -How many of the... -Fifteen.
-十七 -鸡牛公社 得分 -Seventeen. -Point, Cock and Bulls.
-什么 在生物中... -沙鼠 -What, in biology... -A gerbil.
-哪个... -淋病 -Which... -Gonorrhea.
-谁 -威廉姆·沙特纳 -Who... -William Shatner.
尼科列·齐奥塞斯库 Nicolae Ceausescu.
-告诉我... -乔治·兰瑟比 -Tell me... -George Lazenby.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
-大狗 -鸡牛公社 得分 -Large dog. -Point, Cock and Bulls.
-操作方法 -鸡牛公社 得分 -Modus operandi. -Point, Cock and Bulls.
你知道这家伙很强 You know, this guy is very good.
特拉法加战役 The Battle of Trafalgar.
袖珍火箭 脂肪骨牌 Pocket rocket. Fats Domino.
俗称腹泻 More commonly known as diarrhea.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
鸡牛公社获胜 The Cock and Bulls win the Mastermind Challenge.
"在昨天的精彩的橄榄球赛中" "In a stunning upset on the rugby field yesterday,"
"鸡牛公社战胜了汉普郡屋" "the Cock and Bulls defeated Hampshire House."
"在比赛的最后一秒中" "To win the match in final seconds of the game,"
"多亏了我们的明星球员谢默斯·欧图" "thanks to a stellar athletic performance by Seamus O'Toole."
别急 姑娘们 我还有另外的一两样运动天赋 Don't worry, ladies, I still have another stellar athletic performance,
还没发挥出来呢 or two, still left in me.
我刚见了一个很棒的小伙 I have just met the most spectacular bloke.
他没看我的胸部 He didn't look at my tits once.
或许他是女扮男装 要是他不喜欢女孩怎么办? Maybe he's a trouser pilot. What if he don't fancy gals?
肯定他希望你有一个老二 Bet you a fiver he wishes you had a cock.
哦 去你的 Oh, piss off, bush mill.
泰吉 我很紧张 你知道我喜欢他 Taj, I'm nervous. You know, I like this bloke.
他很高贵 是那种总和淑女一起出场的人 He's classy, the kind of guy who'd be going out with a proper lady.
我不知道我是否配的上他 I just don't think it'll work between me and him.
赛迪 如果你认为他值得去交往 Sadie, if you think that this is a guy who's worth getting to know,
那就想方设法去认识他 then by all means, get to know him.
在涉及到感情时金钱和地位 就显得微不足道了 Money and position make no difference when it comes to matters of the heart.
你们真这么想? Do you guys really believe that?
-没错 -是的 -Absolutely. -Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
皮普 鸡牛公社在那天的 橄榄球赛中表现的很好 Pip, the Cock and Bulls did very well on the rugby field the other day.
如果他们在周六的小狗秀中获胜 我们可就麻烦了 If they win the dog show on Saturday, we could be in real trouble.
罗杰 Roger,
有时候万能的主 sometimes the Almighty, in his infinite wisdom,
会给那些下等人一些希望 likes to give a sliver of hope to the downtrodden and underprivileged
让他们来弥补先天不足 to make up for their inferior haircuts
事实上他们还是在原地踏步 and the fact they have to winter and summer in the same place.
鸡牛公社带来的只不过是条杂种狗 The Cock and Bulls are entering a mongrel beast
我们的昌西·阿瓦隆·复兴 and we're entering Chauncey Avalon Renaissance,
可是造就传奇的的苏黎世·万·爱德华兹的直系后代 a direct bloodline to the legendary Zurich von Edelweiss.
你说的对 我们不会输的 You're right. We can't lose.
当然 不可能会输 No, we can't.
我特意做了一些保险措施 Particularly since I've prepared some extra insurance.
-棒极了 -棒极了 -Ding dong. -Ding dong.
我的祖先没有创立哈斯廷杯 My ancestors did not create the Hastings Cup
所以象鸡牛公社 那些垃圾会嘲笑它 so that rejects like the Cock and Bulls could make a mockery out of it.
祝你好胃口 巴尔扎克 再见了 失败者 Bon appetit, Balzac, and bon voyage, losers.
壮阳药 Maxirod.
春药 伟哥? 你从哪搞到的? Enlargen, Manhammer? Where did you get this stuff?
哦 从我爸的旅行箱里拿到的 Oh, I accidentally took it from my father's traveling kit.
但上面说是给皮普 埃佛雷特的处方 But it says Pip Everett, Jr. On the prescriptions.
-印刷问题 -三瓶都有啊 -A typo. -On all three bottles.
好啦 闭嘴 Look, shut up.
没告诉过你不要吃陌生人的东西吗? How many times have I told you never to take food from strangers?
明天的小狗秀将成为佳话 Tomorrow's dog show will go down as one for the ages.
为明天的胜利和哈斯廷杯干了 To victory tomorrow and the Hastings Cup.
嘿 昌西 Hey, Chauncey.
-干杯 -吃吧 -Cheers. -Here you go.
对不住了 伙计 Sorry, buddy.
昌西 Chauncey!
好耶 Bravo!
好耶 昌西 Bravo, Chauncey.
怎么样啊 哥们? How're you doing, buddy, huh?
准备好了吗?准备好打败他们了吗? You ready to go? You doing all right? Yeah? You ready to kick some tail?
嗯 我相信你没问题 Yeah, I think you are.
祝你好运 Good luck today.
哦 谢谢 你也是 Oh, thank you. Have a good show.
哦 我们当然会了 我希望看到激烈的竞争 Oh, we shall. I'm looking forward to some stiff competition out there.
我相信你会的 Poop(傻子) 皮普 I'm sure you are, Poop. Pip.
对不起啊 痢疾脸 Honest mistake, diarrhea face.
什么?我说什么了?伙计 我刚说什么了? What? What did I just say? What did I just say, buddy?
比杰 卡伦特和他的德国猎犬弗雷兹 Bijou Caronta and his dachshund, Fritz.
强壮的下巴 宽阔的胸部 结实的臀部 Strong jaw line, extended chest, good firm buttocks.
让我想起了年轻的苏珊·萨伦登 Reminds me of a young Susan Sarandon.
泰吉·巴达... Taj Badla...
好戏开始了 Showtime.
巴达兰达巴 Badalandabad.
和他的斗牛犬巴尔扎克 And his bulldog, Balzac.
奇怪啊 That's strange.
看上去没反应啊 Doesn't seem to be working.
或许药过期了 Maybe the pills went bad.
上周六还好着呢 Well, they worked fine last Saturday.
我父亲正巧说到过 My father happened to mention.
天啊 这简直太不可思议了 My God, this animal is magnificent.
它是一块大蛋糕 It was a piece of cake.
哦 我希望对你没有产生困扰 Oh, I really hope it isn't too "hard on" you.
格雷伯爵和他的丹麦猎犬昌西 Pip Everett, the Earl of Grey, and his Great Dane, Chauncey.
昌西 别乱动 Chauncey! Halt!
昌西 Chauncey!
昌西 Chauncey.
昌西 Chauncey!
过来 Come.
昌西 过来 Chauncey, come.
昌西 Chauncey.
昌西 Chauncey!
-你在干吗? -相信我 -What are you doing? -Trust me.
昌西 我叫你过来 Chauncey, I said come!
谁能给她一块干净的布吗? Could someone please get her a Tidy Wipe?
这帮第三世界的小丑们 怎么敢让我受如此大辱? How dare that Third World, cow loving social reject humiliate me?
查莉怎么总是被他取悦? And how could Charlie be so endlessly amused by him?
你妹妹 你妹妹和他那个 令人恶心的朋友在一起 Your sister. Your sister, carrying on with that repugnant troll friend of his.
这世界简直太疯狂了 The world's gone mad, I tell you.
我们的生活受到威胁 我不能再让他们继续下去了 Our very way of life is being threatened, and I, for one, will not allow it to continue.
皮普 或许我们找到更好的方法使用你的剑 Pip, perhaps we could find a better usage for your sword.
亚历山德拉 你确定你妹妹没有 参加鸡牛公社的庆祝会 Alexandra, you're quite sure your sister isn't joining the Cock and Bulls party.
是的 珀涅罗珀今晚去找爸妈了 Yes, Penelope ran to Mum and Dad's for the night.
你和珀涅罗珀长得一模一样吗? And you and Penelope are an identical match?
嗯 我长了一个胎记 想看看吗? Well, one of us has a birthmark. Would you like to see it?
如果这帮垃圾还是这么固执 我就只能这样了 If the rabble insist on being crushed into oblivion, so be it.
亚历山德拉 我需要你帮忙 Alexandra, I'm going to need your help.
昌西 别叫了 药劲一会就过去了 Chauncey, do shut up. The pills will wear off soon enough.
亚历山德拉 干吗坐在那? Alexandra, why are you just sitting there?
你不是说要玩剑吗 I thought you said you wanted to play with my sword.
哦 是的 Oh, right, yeah.
狂欢吧 Let's party!
请安静一下 Everybody's attention, please.
请安静 我能... Attention, please. Can I have...
非常感谢大家今晚的到来 I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight.
多亏了巴尔扎克的精彩表演 Thanks to Balzac's performance,
鸡牛公社现在和狐狸和猎犬之屋只差20分了 the Cock and Bulls are now only 20 points behind the Fox and the Hounds,
谁在下轮比赛中获胜 就将获得哈斯廷杯 which means whoever wins the next event will win the Hastings Cup.
所以让我们尽情地喝吧 So now, let's just get inebriated.
怎么了 盖辛? What's up, Gethin?
巴尔扎克跑哪去了? Where is Balzac, anyway?
我想它在别处正忙着呢 I think he is otherwise engaged.
-泰吉 -赛迪 约会怎么样? -Taj. -Sadie, how was your date?
泰吉 你说对了 他是个风度翩翩的绅士 Taj, you were right. He was the perfect gentleman.
我们一起喝茶享受烛光晚餐 还度过了一段美好的旅程 We had tea and then a candlelit dinner and then a beautiful carriage ride.
-太棒了 -之后我们就滚到了床上 -That's wonderful. -Then we got scrambled,
他扯下了我的内裤 我们度过了一个疯狂的夜晚 he yanked off me scanties and we shagged all night on the tiles.
-好极了 -狂欢吧 -All right. -Let's party.
先生 赛门出事了 Sir, there's a problem with Simon.
失陪了 什么? Excuse me. What?
赛门? Simon?
我... I have...
我出了个问题 I have a problem.
哦 天啊 他说话了 Oh, my God, he's talking.
唔 赛门 我们是你的朋友 无论什么问题你可以告诉我们 Well, Simon, whatever your problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.
呃 是关于我的老二 Well, you see, it's to do with the size of my piddler.
你的... Your...
唔 这是一个不可改变的事情 Well, you know, it's an understood fact
男人的老二... that a man's piddler is...
比它在现实生活中要小 Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.
唔 这就是我担心的 Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of.
因为我的有11英寸长 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.
再说一遍?具体点 Come again? Figuratively.
问题是在我每次勃起时 You see, the problem is that every time I get aroused,
脑部的血液流向我的...老二 all the blood rushes from my head to my... head.
我说不出话 And I can't talk.
但是你们认为它会... But do you think it's gonna be...
-它... -它... -It's... -It's...
-是的 -是的 你会好的 -Yes. -Yes, I think you'll be fine.
它来了 It works.
抱歉打扰你们打手枪 I'm sorry to interrupt you boys tossing off your tally whackers,
泰吉 有个漂亮姑娘在外面等你 but, Taj, there's a beautiful young lady waiting for you outside.
很奇怪你怎么露出的不多 I'm surprised you don't get out more.
-你好 -笑一个 -Hello. -Smile.
对不起 我要拍一张本年度 最差的聚会照片 Sorry, I just had to have a picture of the wickedest party of the year.
唔 进来喝一杯怎么样? Well, then, why don't you come on in, grab a drink?
等会 我要先给你个惊喜 我们去森林里散步吧 Wait. I have a surprise for you first. Let's take a walk in the woods.
森林中的惊喜? A surprise in the woods?
哦 能不能先等一下 我还是先回去把我的钱包放好 Well, can you give me a second? Let me go repack my wallet real quick.
哦 得了 Come on.
太美了 Amazing.
太神奇了 Fantastic.
在英国的夜空一直没看到过 珀尔塞福涅彗星... The Persephone comet hasn't been seen in the English skies since...
-自从拿破仑在滑铁卢战败后 -是啊 -Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo. -Yes.
过来 Come on.
-我还有惊喜给你 -是吗? -I have one more surprise for you. -Yeah?
还是一个风景? Is this one scenery, too?
不是风景 No more scenery.
嘿 这可是狂欢啊 Come on. Hey. It's a party.
嘿 伙计 看什么呢? Hey, dude, what are you looking at?
嘿 Hi.
谢默斯刚和我说了你的事 关于你那个大家伙 Seamus was just telling me a story about you. A very long one.
珀涅罗珀?我还以为你周末出去了呢 Penelope? I thought you were gone for the weekend.
是啊 我出去了 但我实在太想你了 Yes. I was, but I just couldn't stop thinking of you.
-想我 -是啊 -You couldn't? -No.
太棒了 That's fantastic.
-我来了 加文 -盖辛 -Take me, Gavin. -Gethin.
随便了 Whatever.
哇 你变了不少啊 Wow. You seem so different.
你脖子上怎么有个胎记? Have you always had that birth mark on your neck?
这样看上去性感 It matches this one.
-还有问题吗? -没有了 -Any more dumb questions? -No, I'm good.
好 Good.
不用紧张 There's nothing to be nervous about.
把衣服脱了吧 Just take off your clothes.
好的 Okay.
太好了 Nice.
拿开你的脏手 Take your bloody hands off me.
你个喝威士忌的爱尔兰蠢货 You whiskey swilling Irish blockhead.
耶稣 玛利亚和约瑟夫 Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
不 我们是迪利普 卡米和阿利塔 巴达兰达巴家庭 No. Dilip, Kami and Alita. We are the Badalandabads.
我们来给我们的儿子泰吉·马哈一个惊喜 We have come to surprise our son, Taj Mahal.
他在楼上 He's upstairs.
可以失陪一下吗 我想我恋爱了 If you'll excuse me, I think I'm in love.
好啊 Yes.
借过 Excuse me.
坏狗狗 Bad doggie.
喔 Oops.
我的小约克郡布丁 我准备好了 I'm ready for you, my little Yorkshire pudding.
-哇 -哇 -Surprise! -Surprise!
-哦 上帝啊 -哦 上帝啊 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God!
哦 天啊 哦 天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
走 走 哦 天啊 Go! Go! Oh, my God.
我不在乎 I don't care.
呃...旅途愉快吗? So... have a nice flight?
校长 我告诉你 I warn you, Provost.
我要带你看的是你难以想象的 Prepare to be appalled beyond your imagination.
借过 借过 Excuse me. Excuse me.
-好家伙 -很恶心吧 教务长? -Good Lord! -Disgusting, isn't it, Provost?
-过来 -你好啊 帅哥 -Coming through. -Hi, gorgeous.
校长? Provost?
这边走 校长? Right this way, Provost.
你还好吧? Are you okay?
校长 他用老二把这女孩打晕了 Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong.
啊 儿子 别担心 Arey, don't worry, beta.
他们会理解的 They will get over it.
你的家人又不是从没见过你的裸体 It's not like your family has never seen you naked before.
唔 或许毛不是那么多... Okay, maybe not quite as hairy...
-爸 -但还是有的 -Dad. -But still.
呃 有意中人 或者你... So, is there someone special, or were you just...
没有 有 No! Yes!
不 我意思是...确实有意中人 No, I mean... Yes, there was somebody.
真的吗? Really?
你和她在一起多久了? And how schlong... long have you been seeing her?
唔 实际上今晚是第一次 Well, tonight was actually our first night together.
第一次就进你房间了 And already in your bedroom.
太好了 儿子 我儿子是个小猎犬啊 Shabaash, beta. My son is a hound doggie!
有我年轻时的风范 A chip off the old Badalandabads.
你是否按照加姆福德大学传统的 猎女日历来行事 儿子? You got the old Camford chick a day calendar, huh, beta?
-儿子? -算是吧 -Beta? -Something like that.
珀涅罗珀? Penelope?
我的小狐狸 我准备好了 My little vixen, I'm ready.
亲爱的 小兔兔?我好了 Honey bunny? I'm ready.
珀涅罗珀 我不知道这怎么玩 Penelope, I'm not quite sure how this works.
我得听从指挥吗? Do I get disciplined now?
-是的 -先生 玩的愉快吗? -Absolutely. -Are you enjoying the party, sir?
知道吗 儿子 我很佩服你 You know, beta, I envy you.
你就象我以前一样 You are just like I was.
是老巴达兰达巴家族中的骄子 A chip off the old Badalandabads.
早中晚都参加大骨环舞 Attending the big bad bone dance, morning, noon and night.
每天免费运送 The pink taco stand delivering 24 hours a day,
美味的玉米卷 free of charge.
爸 爸 爸 爸 听我说 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad, listen.
不要这样 No dishum.
-不要这样 -不要 -No dishum. -No.
我不想成为老巴达兰达巴家的骄子 也不想是什么猎犬 对不起 I am not a chip off the old Badalandabad and I'm not a hound doggie. I'm sorry.
我试着不辜负您的希望 真的 I tried to live up to your legacy. I really did.
但恐怕要让你失望了 But I'm afraid I disappointed you.
你知道我爱上了一个人 但只是她一个女孩 You see, I really have fallen for someone, and it's just one girl.
就一个女孩 Just one girl?
就一个 Just one.
我明白了 I see.
呃 这个女孩和你的想法一样? So, this one girl is feeling the same as you are?
我想是的 I believe so.
嗯 我想我们没必要放弃 成为一个小猎犬啊 Well, I guess we are not all cut out to be hound doggies.
你不失望吗? You're not disappointed?
你是我儿子 我怎么会对你失望 How can I be disappointed? You're my son.
看到你长大成人 It is watching you come into your own as a man
我真的感到很骄傲 that makes me feel so proud of you, beta.
来 给老爸一个拥抱 Come, give your father a big squashy.
谢谢 Thanks.
-不 不 老爸 再抱一下 -哦 儿子 -No, no, Dad, I need another hug. -Oh, beta.
-哦 儿子 我爱你 -好了 -Oh, beta, I love you. -It's okay.
儿子 我喘不过气了 我喘不过气了 Beta, I can't breathe. I can't breathe, my beta.
儿子 我喘不过气了 Beta, I can't breathe.
哦 我也爱你 我爱你 我的老二 Oh, I love you, too. I love you. My testicles!
拜拜 Bye.
抱歉 打扰你们了吗? Sorry, did I ruin a moment?
你在这干什么? What the hell are you doing here?
今晚我和校长发现了些有趣的东西 Provost and I made some interesting discoveries this evening.
在你学生的房间找到了 下周历史测验的试题 Stolen copies of next week's history test in your students' rooms.
我的学生从不作弊 My students would never cheat.
好啊 明天一早把你的故事 Yes. Well, you can tell your story to the disciplinary committee
讲给纪律委员会听吧 first thing in the morning.
你也知道这会很可笑的 You know, it's funny how things work out, isn't it?
乡巴佬 还是卷铺盖回家吧 I suggest you start packing, Paki.
冷静 儿子 冷静 Restraint, my boy. Restraint.
-他是我的 -爸 -He's mine. -Dad!
加姆福德大学是世界上最伟大的高等学府 Camford University is the greatest institution of higher learning in the world.
我们要严肃处理违纪行为 We take transgressions most seriously.
因此我宣布你们被开除了 So it is I must inform you that you're all expelled.
是我偷了试题 I stole the exam.
-先生 这太可笑了 -闭嘴 盖辛 这是事实 -Sir, that's ridiculous. -Quiet, Gethin, this is how it must be.
我对英国的历史一无所知 I don't know the first thing about English history,
怎么能让我的学生通过考试 so how could I have expected my students to pass an exam.
我承认这是卑劣的行为 但这是我做的 和他们无关 I admit it was a weak moment. But it was my weak moment, not theirs.
嗯 你知道这样做会被开除吗? Well, you understand that this would mean your immediate expulsion.
是的 Yes.
我只祈求不要在这件事上 I only ask that you not penalize my students for something
处罚我的学生们 for which I'm clearly to blame.
他们看过了试题 应该都被开除 They all have to be expelled. They've already seen the exam.
我不想你们都被处罚 I don't see why the entire house should be penalized
只是因为巴... for Mr. Ba...
巴达兰达巴 Badalandabad!
-谢谢 -哦 是的 -Thank you. -Oh, yes.
唔 由于他的行为 Well, for his transgressions.
我们会给他们一次口试机会 We'll give them an oral exam.
通过了可以留下否则就走人 If they pass, they're back in. If not, well, they're out.
好 Fine.
与此同时巴达兰达巴先生 我们接受你的退出 But meanwhile, Mr. Badalandabad, we accept your expulsion.
等等 夏洛特 听我解释 Wait. Charlotte, let me explain.
我已经听的够多了 谢谢 I've heard more than enough, thank you.
真不敢相信我们一直被蒙在鼓里 I cannot believe we bought in to all of your nonsense.
但是... But...
那些孩子崇拜你 我也很钦佩你 Those kids idolized you. I admired you.
但那些都是假的 你这个骗子 But the joke's on all of us, isn't it? Because you're nothing but a cheat.
听着 我不想伤害任何人 Look, I didn't mean to hurt anybody, okay?
-如果你听我解释... -不 -If you would just let me explain... -No.
你用好意给我们铺了地狱之路 The road to hell is paved with good intentions, isn't it?
祝你愉快 巴达兰达巴先生 Good day, Mr. Badalandabad.
我们都知道来这的原因 We all know why we're here.
那就开始吧 Let's begin.
来啊 亲爱的 来啊 Come on, baby. Come on.
老爸一会就走了 哦 你想给我 不是吗? Daddy's leaving soon. Oh, you wanna give it to me, don't you?
来啊 亲爱的 让我体验一种新花样 Come on. I'm trying a different tactic here, baby.
我会让你很爽的 I'm trying to be nice to you.
你不想要吗 小贱人? You don't like it nice, do you, you little whore?
-嘿 伙计们 怎么样啊? -噢 -Hey, guys. How did it go? -Oh, baby.
唔 关键是你们太累了 Well, look, the important thing is that you tried, all right? It...
你们通过了? You passed?
-哦 你们通过了 -耶 -Oh, you passed. -Yeah!
怎么了 盖辛? What's wrong, Gethin?
唔 先生 这多亏了你 Oh, well, this is all thanks to you, sir.
你明天一走 And as soon as you leave tomorrow,
我们就要为哈斯廷杯拼命了 we're going to get slaughtered in the Hastings Cup.
哦 拜托 盖辛 太可笑了 Oh, please, Gethin. That's absolutely ridiculous.
这都是你们的努力 This is all thanks to you guys.
我早知道你们会通过的 You know, I had a feeling that you guys would pass,
所以我特意准备了酒 so I prepared some libations.
先前你们被大家鄙视 Now, you guys were outcasts when you got here,
但你们通过自己的努力证明了 and you showed those privileged snotbags that you were their better.
你们是优秀的 And because of your hard work,
现在加姆福德这个一流的高等学府 已经是属于你们的了 Camford, one of the finest institutions in the world, is now yours.
是时候去教训狐狸和猎犬之屋那帮家伙了 And it's time you get out there, and kick some Fox and Hounds ass,
然后赢得哈斯廷杯 and win the Hastings Cup.
-为了鸡牛公社 -为了鸡牛公社 -To the Cock and Bulls. -To the Cock and Bulls.
哦 再来一次 Oh, come on, this again.
-为了鸡牛公社 -为了鸡牛公社 -To the Cock and Bulls! -To the Cock and Bulls!
泰吉·马哈 儿子 开心点 Taj Mahal, beta, cheer up a little.
你会找到另一个让你开心的学校 You will find another school which will make you happy.
爸爸 很抱歉让你失望了 Dad, I'm really, really sorry that I disappointed you.
我真想跟上你传奇的步伐 I just wanted to follow in your legendary footsteps.
迪利普 难道我没说过你的事吗? Did I not tell you about your stories, Dilip, huh?
快告诉他 Tell him.
泰吉 这个说起来话长了 Taj, I may have told you a slight stretching of the truth.
我没加入过狐狸和猎犬之屋 I'm afraid I was never a member of the Foxes and Hounds.
什么? What?
但那些故事怎么回事? But all those stories?
等等 其中那个关于掠夺成性的苏丹 的故事是真的 对吧 Wait. The ones about being the sultan of snatch are true, though, right?
那可是件好事 他走狗运碰上的 That would be a fine thing. He's lucky to even find it.
更像是椅背上的苏丹 More like the sultan of splat.
人必须承认 有时候想确认某些东西是很困难的 One must admit, it can be somewhat difficult to locate at times.
等等 等等 Hang on. Hang on.
你为什么没进狐狸和猎犬之屋? Why were you not in the Foxes and Hounds?
我开始以为被录取了 I thought I was accepted.
到了之后发现是弄错了 But when I arrived, there had been some sort of mistake.
他们说是印刷错误 A typographical error, they said.
你开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
没关系 儿子 It's okay, beta.
可能这个学校不适合我们巴达兰达巴一家 Maybe this university is not the place for us Badalandabads.
来 我们回家吧 Come. Let's go home.
你们能让我单独待会吗? Can you guys please give me a few minutes alone?
唔 当然可以 儿子 我们在外面等你 Haan, beta. Of course. Chalo. We will wait outside.
范 我不再需要那高尔夫车了 Guess I won't be needing that golf cart, Van.
-那高尔夫车多快? -你怎么在这? -How fast does that golf cart go? -What are you doing here?
来不急了 路上给你解释 There's no time. I'll explain on the way.
欢迎大家来到哈斯廷杯总决赛 Welcome everybody to the final competition for the Hastings Cup.
只有两个队伍 Now, only two teams have accrued enough points
进入了总决赛 to compete in the final event.
狐狸和猎犬之屋队 The Fox and Hounds,
鸡牛公社队 and the Cock and Bulls.
狐狸和猎犬之屋 你们的代表是谁? Fox and Hounds, who will represent you?
我 I will.
鸡牛公社 你们的代表是谁? Cock and Bulls, who will represent you?
我 I will.
你已经被开除了还在这干什么? What are you doing here? You've been expelled.
我想埃佛雷特先生是对的 只有这的学生... I'm afraid Mr. Everett's correct. Only current students are...
卡宁汉姆校长 我想这可以让泰吉复职 Provost Cunningham, I think you'll find a reinstatement is in order.
-查莉 你疯了吗? -我想是你吧 -Charlie, have you lost your senses? -Quite the opposite.
您仔细看这张照片 If you look closely at this photo,
这个女的拿着被偷的试题 you'll see that a woman is holding the stolen exam papers.
所以不可能是泰吉干的 他只是在帮朋友 Which means it couldn't have been Taj. He was just helping his friends.
年轻人 别站在那了 你可以参加比赛了 Don't just stand there, young man. You've got a competition to compete in.
干杯 Cheers.
鸡牛公社 Cock and Bulls!
开始 En garde.
狐狸和猎犬之屋 得分 Point, Fox and Hounds.
-哦 他很强 -你没集中精神 -Okay, he is good. -You're not concentrating.
每次他都是从左路进攻 所以会暴露出胸部 Every time, he attacks from his left and exposes his chest,
就在这时去进攻 that's when you attack.
喂 我已经在努力了 Hello. I'm trying.
但他这闪电打法我有点应付不来 But his lightning fast blows make it a little bit difficult.
-我们的第一战 -哦 上吧 -Oh, our first fight. -Just go.
鸡牛公社 得分 Point, Cock and Bulls.
-太棒了 还有什么建议吗? -有 -That was great. Got any more advice? -Yeah.
记下了 Note taken.
最后一击我要吓吓他 You know, I think I'm finally starting to scare him.
有人生气喽 Somebody has some anger issues.
像我祖先一样来决斗吧 Let's settle this like my ancestors did, shall we?
-你想剥削我? -不 -You want to exploit me economically? -No.
-血战 -血战? -First blood. -First blood?
来啊 乡巴佬 你有机会跟英国贵族较量一番 Come on, Paki, it's your chance to stick it to the British aristocracy.
皮普 住手 Pip, stop it.
皮普 我讨厌用剑乱刺 Pip, I hate to pry,
但你的剑能... but do you think your sword obsession is over...
能弥补你的缺陷 Overcompensation for your shortcomings!
暴力不能解决一切 混蛋 Violence doesn't solve anything, bitch.
对不起! I'm sorry!
不 没有 No, I'm not.
盖辛 Gethin.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
拉吉 你不行 我们讨厌你 I don't think you get it, Raji. We don't want you here.
没有我们 谁给你们这些所谓的上流人士 If we weren't here, who would tend to your fossil gardens and serve you tea
修葺花园和端茶递水 while you pretend to be important, you goron?
拉吉 我可是胜利者 你是不能和我相提并论的 I'm sure I'd survive, Raji. Can't say the same about you.
你这个华而不实的种族主义和 性别歧视的混蛋 You are pompous, you're racist, you're sexist
就像游轮上表演的小丑 and dress like a dance instructor on a cruise ship.
拉吉 看来那条幅可以帮你 Looks like it's curtains for you, Raji.
好主意 皮普 Good idea, Pip.
起...落 Up and over.
哦 天啊 皮普 太神奇了 你怎么做到的? Oh, my God. Pip, that was fantastic. How did you do that?
唔 我可是练过的 你等着受死吧 Well, I work out, I train. You got to eat right...
越来越无趣了啊 This is becoming rather tiresome.
用 Rathbone Go for the Rathbone.
Rathbone 不错嘛 The Rathbone. Very impressive.
不过这招是我教她的 But bad news. I taught it to her.
哈吉 去见上帝吧 Time to meet your ancestors, Haji.
哦 是吗?还是让我送你一程吧 Oh, yeah? Perhaps you'd like to meet yours.
不 No!
父亲 Father!
我叫泰吉 And the name is Taj.
获胜的是巴... Point and match, Mr. Ba...
巴达兰达巴 Badalandabad!
谁给我一条毛巾啊 Somebody please get me a Tidy Wipe.
恭喜啊 年轻人 恭喜你 Congratulations, young man. Congratulations.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
今年哈斯廷杯的得主是 I give you this year's winners, the Cock and Bulls,
鸡牛公社 winners of this year's Hastings Cup.
万岁 Hooray!
等等 等等 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
我父亲可是给这所大学投资了数百万英镑 My father donates millions of pounds to this university.
你们要想清楚这样做的后果 Consider repercussions of what you're about to do.
-告诉他 -好的 好的 -Tell him. -All right. All right.
是皮普偷了试题 让我把试题放在他们房子里 Pip stole the exam papers and he got me to put them in their rooms.
噢 皮普 或许你该考虑一下这么做的后果了 Well, perhaps you should consider the repercussions of what you've done, Pip.
他是对的 你被开除了 Yes, he's right. You're expelled.
唔 我再也受不了这个家伙了 Good, I couldn't stand that little snotbag.
萨米 Sammy!
莱特伍德伯爵 Lord Wrightwood?
是的 Yes.
皮普 埃佛雷特 格雷伯爵 Pip Everett. Earl of Grey.
埃佛雷特先生 我...没认出你来 Mr. Everett, I am... I didn't recognize you.
哦 没关系 Oh, that's nothing. No.
我只想说 我收到了你的嘉许信 I just wanted to say, I received your letter of commendation,
非常感谢你 and wanted to say thank you for everything.
哦 关于那个 我们给弄错了 Yes. About that, it seems there has been a mistake.
-错了? -我想是印刷问题 -Mistake? -Typographical, I'm afraid.
就是说你不够格 It was meant to say that you had not got the position.
不好意思 年轻人 Sorry, old boy.
印刷错误 Typographical.
皮普 他意思是你可以滚蛋了 What he's trying to say is piss off, Pip.
不 好的 是的 好吧 没错 哦 好的 No, okay. Yeah, okay. Sure. Quite. Oh, okay.
你确定是印刷错误... 明白了 谢谢 很好 Are you sure typographical was... Clear enough. Thank you. Great.
儿子 儿子 儿子 儿子 儿子 Beta, beta, beta, beta, beta.
我从没象现在这样以你为荣 I've never been more proud of you than I am at this moment.
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
知道吗 你儿子是学校里最强的猎犬 You know, your son is the biggest hound doggie on campus.
我的儿子 猎犬? My son, a hound doggie?
当他走在路上 It's practically raining women's undergarments
总能吸引女人的目光 when he walks down the street.
我就知道我儿子象我一样 I always knew it that my son would follow in my footsteps
有我当年的魅力 in the pursuit of the pink taco.
成为猎犬是巴达兰达巴家族的特性 Being a hound doggie is in the Badalandabad genes.
唔 亲爱的 或许是遗传了你 Well, it may be in his genes, dear,
但我没看出有什么特别之处 but I certainly never found anything special, when I looked in yours.
你说我没用吗?我可是三个孩子的爸爸了 Are you saying that I'm firing blanks? I have fathered three children.
那有怎么样?如果条件允许的话 So, what? If our mattress could have gotten pregnant,
你都是六个孩子的父亲了 you would have fathered six.
我警告你啊 I am warning you, woman.
我好怕呀... I am shaking in my sari.
我可不想和你吵 I don't need this aggravation.
谢谢你跟我爸这么说 Thanks for dealing with my dad.
-他们不是住在这吧? -是的 他们住在密尔沃基 -They don't live here, do they? -Oh, no, no. Milwaukee.
我很高兴这么做 My pleasure, then.
夏洛特 你知道我并不富有 You know, Charlotte, you should know I'm not a rich guy.
我没有房子也不是伯爵 I don't own a house or anything. I'm not an earl.
事实上 我只有一辆86版的丰田皇冠汽车 In fact, the only title I hold is to an '86 Toyota Corolla.
哦 行了巴达兰达巴先生 Oh, come now, Mr. Badalandabad.
你刚才可是一个优秀的剑客啊 You're forgetting what an excellent swordsman you are.
哦 我差点连命都给丢了 我得到了一些好的... Hardly, I almost died up there. I mean I got a couple of good...
-你刚叫我猎犬? -可能吧 -Were you calling me a hound doggie? -Maybe.
哇 Well.
我的剑术比你可好多了 I can fence much better than you, though.
-真的吗? -当然 -Oh, really? -Yes.
-来吧 -你想再比一次? -Let's go. -You want a rematch?
是啊 来吧 Let's go, yes.